The hypnotist that came to my school today I swear to god was bill nye the science guy’s long lost relative or something
(via thekingofhell)
you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.
“ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows
Have you ever considered the fact that there are children somewhere who are friends with J.K Rowling’s children and have probably met her a million times and just go like ‘Sup Joanne’ like its no big deal
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(via seizethefandoms)
when can i apply
‘what does 237 mean’
i actually dont know how to answer that question
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